There once was an alien named Zeenarg. But he had a lot of fleas so aliens called him Fleanarg. He was from the 2-inch planet called Sleenarg. But since it was 2 inches he moved to Smeenarg. It’s a planet near Earth but hardly anyone has ever heard of it. He enjoyed Smeenarg. But there was one reason why he didn’t like Smeenarg. There wasn’t any Walmarts. One day, a giant hamburger landed on Smeenarg. Fleanarg went to eat it but then the hamburger started to float towards Earth. Fleanarg grabbed the hamburger. Fleanarg passed out. When he woke up, he realized he was in Walmart which was in Little Rock, Arkansas. He was so happy! He didn’t have any money so he just stole a pie and he was out of there. After being on Earth for a day, he discovered that he hated Earth. He went to McDonald’s and grabbed a french fry. The french fry floated to Smeenarg. He was happy to be home. The End.